What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:30

Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.